Comic Relief with David Deeble

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Broadcasting from the world's most beautiful beaches
in sunny Florida. Here's the soldier,

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storyteller, historian, and maybe a
bit of a hell raiser. It's Dave

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Carter, and this is the Dave
Carter Show. All right, I got

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an idea today, there's something a
little different. Let me know what you

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think about it. But what if? What if we just devoted an entire

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episode of this program to just having
a few laughs between us, right?

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I mean, obviously, obviously there's
enough bad news going around that going bananas

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about it all the time isn't going
to change the fact that bad news of

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one sort or another will always be
with us. Right, So how about

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we kick back, relax, and
have a few yucks together, and then,

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you know, once the show is
over, we can go back to

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the continuing crisis. But for now, I have just the person to help

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us out, because coming up in
a couple of minutes here a comedian,

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David Dieble will be joining us from
a cruise ship. Actually, I believe

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he's either somewhere around Iceland or Greenland. As far as I know, mister

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Deeble has appeared on The Tonight Show
with Jay Leno back in the day,

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as well as a late late show
with James Gordon, in addition to various

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other shows and venues literally around the
world. So he'll be calling in in

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a few moments. You know.
I talked recently to you about my daytime

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job of transporting patients to and from
their doctor's appointments, and it really really

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is a rewarding job on a personal
level for me. I mean, almost

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without fail. These folks are good, decent people who, for you,

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for whatever reason, are unable to
drive themselves to their appointments. And there's

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one place in particular, it's kind
of like a high rise apartment building.

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I believe it's fourteen fifteen stories,
and it's exclusively four senior citizens. So

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naturally they had the percentage of these
residents who lived there who have rather consistent

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and habitual doctor appointments, it's pretty
high, which means I get to go

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there pretty frequently to take these folks
to their sessions and back home again.

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And as you might imagine, a
lot of these people use walkers of varying

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sizes and configurations. Some of them
get around on those little electric scooters,

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some of them use walking canes and
things of that nature, and since we're

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in sunny Florida, many of these
people spend a lot of time outside in

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the sunshine or under this time of
year, they're in the shade, mainly

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because it's so hot. So what
you see as you drive too and sometimes

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around that apartment building are little groups
of these folks scattered about. One group

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will be congregating on a street corner, while another cluster might be under the

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awning of a nearby business. Meanwhile, there's a conglomerate of them under a

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tree over there in the shade.
And across the street you'll see another platoon

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with their sunglasses on, cigarettes dangling
from their mouths as they size up the

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possie that's staring at him down about
a half block down the road. I

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swear they all look like a flock
of rival seniors citizen biker gangs, you

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know, the vulkers and things,
distributed all over the place. And as

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I played with this image of these
rival gangs in my head when I drive

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by, and since I'm dangerously close
to joining their entourage myself in any event,

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I thought some catchy names for these
gangs would be in order. That

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group of elderly ladies over there sporting
bright colors and matching jewelry. They would

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be the gaudy grannies. Then there's
Hell's geriatrics, you know, with their

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long white beards and ponytails flipping in
the breeze. Yonderway, we have the

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dentered devils, which are right across
the street from the foggy mental breakdown Brigetti,

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and they're all watching to see if
the gaudy grannies are gonna rumble with

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the blue haired Bally who's over there, close to where the library used to

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be. That'll be enough. This
is you're jugging h Ross promote former and

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currently deceased presidential candidate. And I
will tell you right now, Harry,

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I don't think I'd be doing geriatric
jokes if I were you. Well,

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no, but nothing here's so far
gone memory foamn souls, and I'm atic

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gate ball won't help you remember why
you walked into the bathroom. You look

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like in pre day came drawings.
Pretty soon you'll have more wrinkles in the

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Hunter Biden case. And by the
way, you're about this far and sounded

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like Joe Biden on queylu and speaking
of bad influences, I remember you're into

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listening to heavy metal rock music,
theads a demonic possessions. Oh yeah,

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you bet your liver fills. Let
me ask you this, have you ever

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listened to heavy metal rock music?
Well? You know, I rest my

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case. You're starting to sound like
some of those ministers I heard as a

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teenager who wanted us to burn all
of our albums. And I also heard

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it lead to suicidal false which reminds
me. I got some Judas Priest Rob

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Zombie and a CD. We need
some decent music about right now? Well,

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actually I agree, Oh please stop
it? Why why are you singing?

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You so much? Later on?
You sing your favorite song? I

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left my kidney stone in San Francisco. That's all for me. Buck the

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jingle music done show, all right, So we're gonna kick up the fun

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here a few notches with my guests, who I haven't talked to in some

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time. In fact, it's been
far too long actually. David Deeble is

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a multi talented gentleman, a comedian, a juggler, a magician, and

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much more. He was the only
juggler to appear on the Tonight Show with

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Jay Leno. He's been on The
Late Late Show with James Gordon CBS This

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Morning. A and E's Anti up
America's got talent Less comics standing among a

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great many other venues and programs in
as David himself has observed, quote all

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this talent and I'm also a notary
and not take it. He's well,

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he's off the cruise ship circuit for
a moment. That you actually just got

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home. You were on a cruise
adventure, is that correct? Yeah,

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I just got back about two days
ago, David. Is great to hear

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from you, man, How you
been doing. It's nice to have you

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back on the program here. Been
way too long, thank you. I

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saw yes, Skype told me it's
been about a year or more. And

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uh, I tell you, it's
just been too long. I told you

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that even during our pre podcast conversation
here. Ire. I consider you a

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great friend and I really enjoy your
writing and your podcast. Well, thank

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you so much. And I catch
your your bits on the Facebook of course

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and YouTube and all that, and
it's it's way too much fun and you

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get paid to have fun. That's
really cool. So I can can I

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assume just that right of the bat, you just came off of a cruise

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right, correct? You were in
You were in the Very for Oblivion,

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Iceland and Greenland, and I got
off in England all the lance. I

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take it that the COVID restrictions have
lightened up a bit then in the last

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couple of years or so. Yeah, they have their fine now. You

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know, I'd never been to Greenland
before, so that was cool. It's

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really interesting though, that you mentioned
that the restrictions. I'll get to that.

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But you know, it's funny because
you go to Iceland and it's green,

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but you gotta go to Greenland to
see ice Yeah, not that you

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get to Greenland. You see icebergs
everywhere, That's right. They aren't really

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beautiful actually, those glaciers. But
yeah, no, this was no restrictions

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on this one. It was the
last cruise I did. There were still

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some. I did a nude cruise
with a mask mandate, which was kind

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of interesting because I was always raised, you know, when you go out

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in public, you know, you
have to let people see your face,

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but cover your own genitals. But
no like caws for old school, so

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you know, they were hopelessly old
fashioned. They didn't follow the science,

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Dave. So what can I what
can I say? No shirt, no

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shoes. It's all cool as long
as you wear a mask, right,

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that's right. You imagine getting kipped
off a nude cruise because you were your

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face wasn't naked. I'm sorry I
refused to cover my face. U Yeah,

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the world's upside down. Well,
I know. So are there any

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in particular challenges to performing on a
cruise ship that you might not find,

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you know, an irregular venue?
Oh sure, you know if people tend

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to think, oh, it's so
glamorous and it's great, it is,

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but you know it's also a high
pressure gig because I mean, I can't

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think of any other realm and show
business where you know, you spend like

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thirty grueling hours traveling halfway around the
planet for one ship. Then you have

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to live with the audience for almost
a week, That's true. You just

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can't say, hi, I help
yours, I'm out of here, that's

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right, So it had better go
good. I'm just thinking, I know

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that the staff is trained to do
things in an event of an emergency CPR

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or emergency or a grass from the
ship or what have you. So you

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just you just you're like you're like
the guys on the Titanic that kept playing

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and you keep telling jokes while they
get in the life boats or how does

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that work? Well? I uh, I when I when they do those

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life boat drills, I'm I'm a
passenger. Okay, I'm not among the

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I've never I suppose if it did
go down, they'd probably call me in

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my cabin and it's come out and
take do that bit about paper clips.

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Yeah, so I'm I'm a total
passenger status on the ship. But fortunately,

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I don't think I've been in anything
worse than some really bad storms.

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One time I was on a cruise
in the Mediterranean and they stopped and picked

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up a fisherman whose boat was on
fire. Really and this was amazing.

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You know, they bring him on
board, his ship is lost, and

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you know he's the next thing you
know, he's having dinner in the dining

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room with the captain, tucking into
a steak, and you talk about how

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he couldn't help, But think what
a turn fortunes for this guy. Difference

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a few hours make exactly. Oh
my gosh, you know, you're a

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drift at sea and you know,
next you know you're on a five star

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cruise. Right. How many cruises
are how much of the year, do

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you actually spend working cruises? Uh, well, it depends since the pandemic,

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not as often, but I still
go out every month or so.

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Okay, I've This one was to
Greenland, which was nice because I had

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never been to Greenland. There's not
many countries the cruise ships go to that

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I hadn't been to before that.
I did Hawaii Guam, and that is

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one where the Japanese government required a
mask mandate in the theater because you know,

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the virus spreads more readily in a
comedy venue, say right, Needless

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to say, the crowds are pretty
sparse. Nobody wants to go on a

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mask, so they just found better
things to do than go to the show.

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So it's really really angering and it's
so irrational. They cut off They

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even roped off the front row so
no one could sit in the front row.

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I guess that's for my benefit,
I don't know. But then the

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second row becomes the new first row. I didn't even know what the point

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is there, And the question you
should have walked up with some Gallagher material

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for that, just to make it
worth worth the effort, you know,

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to shield themselves a little bit plexiglass, just make everybody sit in the back

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row or something. Now you travel
to and from Europe a great deal,

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at least twice a year though I
know of. But and we know how

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tedious airport security has become in the
US. So what's what's airport security like

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in Europe? Is it the same? I mean here it's like security theater.

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But what's it like there? Right? Yeah? Yeah, it's bad

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theater too, isn't it. It's
fight. It's very much like the US.

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I mean, except that you know, the security personnel in Europe they

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say things to you, American security
person I'll never say things like, you

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know, please and thank you and
have a nice day, and you pay

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our salaries, so we're gonna treat
you with respect. Well, it is

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the old world. Yeah, that's
right, Yeah, you know. I

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you know, men can't even get
pregnant out here. It's unbelievable. They're

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just yeah, they're not. They
have come up with the times yet.

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But I don't want I don't want
all the Ricochet people coming after me for

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saying nice things about Germany. But
not all is lost over here, at

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least not on the pregnancy front.
So one thing I would love for the

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US to get is the technology that
allows Europeans to get on a plane without

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taking their shoes off? I mean, is this is this something that can

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be militarized or something and we can't
have it? Or what on earth?

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They don't have to take off their
shoes. I don't have to take off

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my shoes when I'm here. Why
can't we do that in the United States?

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This craziness they have they have a
technological edge on or do they figure

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if you don't set off the little
detectors when you walk through the little this

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little station, little phone booth there, that your shoes must be okay?

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Anyway, far be it for me
to know, Dave. I am just

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a humble circus traveler. I don't
know what's behind these decisions. All I

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know is that planes are not crashing
left and right, hijackings are not play

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taking place, and you can leave
your shoes on. It's even better.

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That's that's that's first world stuff.
Now that's you spend roughly half the year

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in Germany, is that correct?
And half in California? Now, well,

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we're based in Germany right now.
We have lived in California, but

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I'm traveling a lot. I'm so
I'm often in the US more than my

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wife and kids are, but we
live here. We don't have a home

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right now in California, so when
we're out there, we're staying with friends

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or hotels and we make it,
make it work. But I am performing

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out there a lot, and just
not just California, and gonna be in

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Las Vegas coming up and uh,
Phoenix and the Southwest. But we're based

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here right now. Okay. Well, by the way, just as an

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aside, if you happen to come
back to the Southeast, I've been in

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Florida about a year now. That's
that's that's where I hang out. So

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if you want to come down to
the Florida Panhandla when we don't have a

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hurricane head of our direction, then
come on down. Well that's you know

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what. I can't keep track of
you. I mean I can't either.

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But you you beat before you lived
in Memphis, you lived somewhere in Louisiana

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or you're from Yeah, I'm from
Louisiana. Yeah. I've basically lived on

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the road when I was doing the
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the Air Force Base. So it's
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Memphis is kind of like Mogadishu.
So I thought, we can do better

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than this. So I'm out of
the Yeah, so that's why I heard,

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speaking of order, that governor to
Scantist has just asked the Pensacola Police

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to take a mug shot of him. I don't know why he's going to

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have a tough time replicating that scowl. I don't know, but oh my

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god, coming to a shirt.
I just glanced at it. I mean

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I would kill for such a head
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you know, But I mean he
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and he should, Yes, can
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thinking, because guess I knew there
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I know a lot. I have
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for years and a lot many more
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and so I was thinking, well, what's he gonna do? Is

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he gonna smile? Is he gonna
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no, this is better the scowl, Yes, is is? Uh?

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I remember these two thousands, sixteen
campaigns when he says, uh, Donald

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Trump will turn Washington upside down?
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good lord, who says this?
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you have to scowl, you can't
be nice? Well, and I have

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them this is this is not this
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I have an idea that the people
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this mudshot are going to regret it. Oh I think they already do.

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mentioned mentioned before, We were talking
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on and I was out there a
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and love the place, love love
the people. What's it? What's it

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you lived there? What's your wife? Is German? Right? That's correct?

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fine, it's fine. You know, we made we joked earlier about men

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getting pregnant. But the whole transgender
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has not made its way here in
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it. In Germany, I don't
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on that the CDC no longer uses
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people. Including my wife. She's
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of derangement. So in that sense, it's great. Uh yeah, they're

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all on board. The difference to
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me. But fortunately I have an
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we can talk about those things.
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beginning to erode, what with all
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and the utility of masks and restrictions
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go to church or they have to
stay indoors with other people in order to

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stop the spread of her respiratory illness
instead of going outside. So this is

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this whole concept of what's happening here
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in Germany, then, yeah,
it really is. And I only know

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about it because I you know,
I have an Internet connection, but I

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read about England and Scotland, and
you know, there are positive developments in

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those two places as well. But
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language phenomenon. I was thinking about
this. You know, the athletics or

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Track and Field World Championships is going
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a female athlete from the United States
ever get her name. She's a miler

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fifteen hundred meter runner, and she
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are they in them? And she's
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aware of at the Track and Field
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I was thinking the other day,
why doesn't it surprised me that it's a

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privileged white woman who has her own
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farmers who can do one thing good
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that is run all day and they
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families and so they become marathon runners, ten thousand meter runners, and the

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idea that they would have their own
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Gonson would say, it's it's almost
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it is, if those runners had
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right, yeah, exactly, exactly. Well, and I'm convinced that

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just to have a little bit of
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as they that kind of thing,
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them as group, okay, group, you know, because it's it's a

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plural. So let's just run with
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forbid. Would imagine if if they
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their own pronouns. I mean,
what what would we do? I mean

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German German language has three pronouns,
and there's some effort which I'm as a

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conservative, posed to simplifying the language
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English, just everything would be dad
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So it's you know, this is
the way progressives think they think we

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are here. We know better Why
does everything have to be so complicated?

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Who cares about the past? Just
make it one word like in English.

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Ever done, Let's let's run from
there. Now. I do understand correctly

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that you're a contributing writer over at
the Babylon b No. I used to

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be ok about twelve headlines over there, Oh okay, okay, because they've

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got some wonderful stuff, and I
just I said, just see your work

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at it, you know, oh, thank you. With some of those,

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I like to think we're bid.
It's just I kept submitting headlines and

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they'd getting rejected, and then I'd
see them publish other headlines, and I

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didn't think we're good. And then
they started publishing headlines it sounded like mine

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but weren't, and I had to
talk with them about that. They ended

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up giving me credit, and then
I thought, you know what, I'm

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just going to start working for myself, and so now I do them on

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stage. That brings up another question
with reference to comics stealing material from other

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comics, or in your case,
they take your work and appropriated into their

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headlines and things. So what's what's
the deal? Is there a lot of

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that going on in the comic comedian
industry. I wouldn't say a lot,

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it does happen. The thing is
with you know, if you're a singer,

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you can do other people's material.
You sing a Paul Anka song or

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whatever. But if you're a comedian, you can't do covers. It's called

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stealing material. That would be cool
if you could. I mean, I

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mean, here's a bit about you
know, turtlenecks. It was a big

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hit for Jerry Seinfeld back in nineteen
eighty seven. What's the view with turtlenin?

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But it happened to me. Actually
two nights ago I do this.

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We mentioned Babylon B headlines, one
which I submitted was not published, was

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it was a very twenty twenty three
headline. I'm wanna make sure I get

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it right. Pregnant No elderly woman
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Okay, so that's the head Yeah, it's funny. It gets a

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good laugh on stage. And I'm
watching Instagram reels, which is like YouTube

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shorts, like thirty second videos.
This comedian named Steve Byrne, very funny

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guy. I even told my wife
as much before I discovered this next joke.

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I'm going to relate to guy Boy. This guy's so funny. I

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thought, I wonder if he has
writers or something. And and he's on

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stage and he says, you know, you never see we're in You're going

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to see something uplifting. Even in
La. I was in downtown La on

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the bus, crowded bus, and
this elderly woman stood up and gave up

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her seat to a pregnant man.
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premise, the same words, elderly
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I suspect. I even think there
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looked fill my hair to me.
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through the grape vine and he ended
up doing it. But what can you

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do, you know? So what
I've decided to do, I like the

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way he does it better than just
my headline for him. So I'm going

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to start borrowing back tabs his eyes
because he's so moved, So I'm gonna

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try to get a little something back. Yeah yeah, yeah, not like

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that. So in terms of the
headlines that we're a scene that we're seeing

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around us. I mean, some
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think it'd be tough to make a
parody of things that are parodies to begin

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with, But you've got to find
a way to work with it, right,

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I know it is, that's absolutely
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I get the name of the guy. There's a lot of Special Counsel investigations

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going on, as you know,
and you may recall that one of them

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is actually into President Biden's alleged mishandling
of classified documents. Remember that one,

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Well, yeah, by his core
bath in the garage. Yeah, the

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special counsel in that one I read, announced he's going to wrap up that

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investigation by twenty forty eight, So
we have that to look forward to,

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right, yeah, in time for
yeah, well hundred will be running for

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president by that time. That's right, That's right, it is. It

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is hard to do satire when you
see headlines like that, but the field

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is right, right. You got
President Biden making every catastrophe across the country

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about him and his kitchen fire or
some other incident in his life. And

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yeah, I don't think he called
it a kitchen fire. The whole damn

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place to burn it down. Yeah, that's a shame, you know.

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I Lahina is a big cruise port, was until you know, the Democrats

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in Hawaii decided to cover the entire
island with solar panels and forget about,

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you know, keeping the current grid
safe. Yeah, it's a great little

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town, very touristy, and yeah
it looks like Hiroshima. I mean these

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images are just terrible. But I
mean others have pointed out he does that

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a lot. He injects himself or
his late son Bow, or his late

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wife, late daughter in the county. And you know, whenever he meets

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someone who's lost a child, it
always comes back to him. That's nothing

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new in his career. I mean, his gait is worse than he stutters

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now. I don't know if you
saw this thing of him on a working

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with a what do you call it, a whiteboard with a black marker,

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and it's not live, it was
pre recording, and he's mumbling through the

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whole thing, and I am thinking, well, good lord, this is

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the version they put out there.
Imagine what he was like. Yeah,

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take I mean good, it's again, it's almost funny. Well, if

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he weren't, if he weren't president. I'm sorry, if we weren't president,

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it would be funny. And then
yeah, because it looks a lot

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like remember Tim Conway and the Kiscuits
he did on Carolinevitch is hysterically funny,

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but they weren't real life, you
know, right exactly. So I don't

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know if this is a fair question
or not, but you're the only comic

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that I feel actually safe asking this
of. I'm pretty sure that you and

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I both grew up watching some of
the comedy grates Robin Williams towards Carlin,

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Don Rick Holes, you know,
all those folks. So I moved to

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Florida about a year ago, and
as I mentioned then, I've actually attended

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some local stand up comedy shows at
nightclubs, and I actually ended up walking

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out in more than one. And
I don't know if it's an effort to

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be edgy on the part of the
comics, and I'm no prude. Even

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the comedy bits I do on this
program are edgy to a point, and

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so I don't retire to the fading
couch. For example, every time I

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hear the F bomb, but after
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I hear it, it becomes mundane. So I guess my question is

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am I being overly sensitive here?
I call it the dance of the monotonous

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vulgarians when I see these things happen
at local nightclubs, and it was just

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an age thing because it really does
seem less witty or even a cerbic and

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just more boringly vulgar. When I
missing something here or what well, I'd

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have to see the comedians were referring
to, of course, but basically,

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if you're noticing how vulgar they are, then obviously they're not being funny because

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if something's funny, you really don't
notice, you know, right, comedian

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is bald or using vulgarity. I
mean, my parents saw Johnny Carson in

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Las Vegas, and you know,
his Vegas act was, you know,

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not the monologue he did five nights
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front of the rest of the country. But that wasn't a vulgarity. That

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was just you know, adult themes. So my philosophy is I try to

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be real. I speak on stage
the way you and I would, which

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is to say, I certainly can't
tell you I'll never use vulgarity or tell

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an off color joke or anything like
that. But on the other hand,

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you know, like you're on a
cruise ship or you've got a private engagement

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or a church show, and they
have certain ways you'd like to work,

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then you've got to be able to
work that way too. Certainly true.

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I mean, I will say this
for comedy clubs there, they really are

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the last You may not get a
good comedian and that that's a real problem,

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but you're gonna You're not gonna get
somebody who's been told what he can

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and cannot say. I've never been
to a comedy club that said, listen,

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politics is off limits. You know, anything is off limits. Whereas

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the other end of the spectrum,
you go to a a college show,

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say, and you know, doing
jokes about pregnant men is considered edgy.

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You know, I do a joke
out about being married. You know,

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I got married to old school to
a woman. You know, I'm sorry.

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If that's edgy, then I'm sorry, you'll just have to hire another

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communion. Right, Yeah, I
totally get it. Last question here,

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do you live a pretty eventful life
with all the traveling and the cruises and

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the performing and all that stuff.
So do you do have a bucket list

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at this point, or there's certain
things that you haven't done that you still

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want to tick off the list,
or uh no, I don't have a

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bucket list. I have a list
that rhymes with it, and it's a

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list of all the things I've given
up trying to accomplish. I'm all mentioned

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it here because this is a as
you say, family, Yeah, things

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I've given up trying to let Yeah, I totally get it. I totally

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get it. Well, this has
been fun. It always is fun.

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We'll have to do this more often. I would love to Dave, and

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I'm sorry for speaking over you.
I'm terrible at this, but if you

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have me back, I will get
better. No, no, no,

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you you're great. And we've got
a little of delay since we're on opposite

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you know, sides of the globe
number one, and we're doing this over

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Skype and all that, so everything
doesn't always mesh in the way that wants.

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It's been great, it's been fun. We'll do this again. It's

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been a treat. Thank you,
it would be my pleasure. Thank you

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so much, and thanks for taking
time to be on the program. It's

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been a treat. We'll see you
later, man, Thank you, Bye

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bye, folks. That's Dave Deebel
on the Dave Carter Show. We were

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talking with Pat say, Jack,
there's almost a vaudeville quality to that,

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to the humor at times, which
I think is missing. Were you influenced

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by those folks? Oh? Sure, I mean you know, first of

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all, I'm old, so of
course you know those are those are the

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people I grew up in school with. Yeah. Look, you know,

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look, I don't begrudge change.
It happened. Humor changes, deliveries change,

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but I'm I'm not gonna you know, I'm not going to try to

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adapt to that and be hip and
and all that stuff. I'm not hip.

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I'm the only time you see the
word hip associated with me if it's

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followed by the word replacement. If
your speakers are making a funny sound,

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you're listening to the Dave Carter Show. Well, my friend, has been

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a pleasure, as always in an
honor to have you on the show.

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Thank you so very much, Dave, Thank you, and don't ever ask

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me to do this again. Carter. Well, that was fun. By

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the way, that little that little
clip you just heard with pat Say Jack

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was from a conversation that I had
with him. It's been a few years

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back now and but then luck we'll
have him on the program again. It's

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always fun to talk with him,
as great talking with David Dieble the day

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I you know, I first met
met him at Ricochet's two hundred Podcasts,

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which was done before a live audience
in LA featuring Rob Long, Peter Robinson,

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James Lilacs along with Pat Say Jack, Dennis Prager, Troy Senek and

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some other folks and they, you
know, even found room for me on

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stage, and it was it was
great fun. We really had a wonderful

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time. And it was at that
event that I actually met David Deeble and

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his delightful wife, and they're just
a wonderful couple. David is just effervescent.

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He's got a wry and interesting perspective
on things and of course informs his

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terrific sense of humor. So he
performs around the world various venues and he's

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got a great following, including girls
truly here and we're going to get him

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on the show more frequently and enjoy
his take on things. I mean,

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you have to admit it is it's
a given at this point that we're living

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through some pretty strange times, I
guess, and I can't honestly say that

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it's going to get any better.
But humor becomes even more important than difficult

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times. I mean, look,
growing up, you could have roped a

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sizable segment of my family off and
charge your mission to watch. Are you

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kidding? A group of Louisiana Cajuns, Oh, my soul. From the

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story of my Grandma Carter cutting holes
in the bottom of Grandpa's hip boots that

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are used for duck hunting. Yes, you cut holes in the bottom of

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the boots so that in the event
that water would drain over the top,

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and then did the boot, why
it would it would drain out the bottom,

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right, makes perport sense. You
can't make it up. But getting

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a Grandpa Carter and my dad in
the same room, or if you if

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you threw in Uncle Lester into the
mix, I mean you had to make

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sure you weren't drinking anything that you
wouldn't mind shooting out your nose when the

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jokes would start. It was just
so much fun. So humor becomes a

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method of coping with the bad times
and taking a breather and getting some perspective

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and stressful times. And let's not
forget humors, one of the most effective

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weapons out there against bullies or corruption, even those precious, little bit busybodies

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you know who want to regulate your
gas stove or your car, your ceiling

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fans from what I'm hearing, and
the list just keeps growing. So when

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all else fails, laugh with them
or laugh at them. Either way,

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enjoy yourself. And if you're looking
for some interesting perspectives on the issue and

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the challenges of the day, we'll
come on over to the place where you

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found this podcast, and that's the
Ricochet Audio Network. And Coulter has a

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podcast here, as does former Secretary
of Education Bill Bennett, along with folks

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from the Federalist commentary magazine Byron york
As a show with us, And of

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course let's not forget the Ricochet flagship
podcast, where Peter Robinson, Rob Long

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and James Lilac's engage some of the
most compelling and interesting personalities and minds out

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there. So jas, haul your
kaisa up to ricochet dot com to learn

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more. It's ricochet dot com where
you can become part of the conversation I've

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enjoyed being with you here today.
This has been mad fun and hopefully we

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were able to bring you some laughs
along with my friend David Diebel and the

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cast of characters that we have on
the show. If you've enjoyed it,

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please feel free to head over iTunes, leave us a good review, understand

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those kinds of things help and with
mycense here thanks to comedian David Deeble,

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are my profound thanks to you.
I'm Dave Carter. Thanks, I'll see

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you next time the Dave Carter Show. Don't forget to subscribe on iTunes so

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you won't miss a single episode.
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at the Dave Carter Show and the
Ricochet Audio Network. Thank you for listening.